|I love you Teddy Bear~!|
Not 'just to see' anymore...
I have the most diabolical plan ever known... here are the steps...
1. GRAB TWO SLICES OF BREAD
2. GET PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. JELLY OF ANY KIND.
3. GET A CLEAVER
4. SPREAD THE PEANUT BUTTER ON ONE LOAF AND THE JELLY ON THE OTHER
5. PUT THE LOAVES TOGETHER
6. MANICALLY GRIPPING THE CLEAVER, PLEASE PROCEED TO STAB THE SANDWICH UNTIL PB AND JELLY SQUEEZE OUT
7. TAKE THE EXCESS AND THROW AWAY
8. GIVE IT TO YOUR GUESTS. YUM YUM~
Whoops, we forgot the poison...
And the 'imagine that you're stabbing Justin Bieber'...
This could've been more entertaining.
Happily with someone
Alys| Leo ♌ | ♥ Taken by the sweetest Pisces ♓ ♥| I swirl|
I talk and act like I honestly couldn't give a fuck, but I really do give a fuck. (sure you do)
I'm really short and have a bit of a temper. I really love people but because of my huge trust issues it's difficult for me sometimes. I'm very confident and I talk a lot.(we got a badass over here) I'm very social and brave when it calls for it. I have a very powerful voice and opinions which I stick too. I support Interracial and gay marriage. Interracial because my teddy bears black and I'm white u~u
whispers softly "1 T4ST3 R3D."
-the coolest mofo on this page
go watch her
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY
BACK AWAY FROM THE CORPSE
I hope that "sweetest Pisces" is me, Alys.
Basically the best person on dA right here.
Me, not Alys.
I mean, Alys is pretty fuckable
Bye love you mwah
>- rowani biches -<
I'm not finished yet. This page is under my command now. I have full power of what shan and shan't do on this little blur of coding.
I have master pans.