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Not 'just to see' anymore...

I have the most diabolical plan ever known... here are the steps...

1. GRAB TWO SLICES OF BREAD
2. GET PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. JELLY OF ANY KIND.
3. GET A CLEAVER
4. SPREAD THE PEANUT BUTTER ON ONE LOAF AND THE JELLY ON THE OTHER
5. PUT THE LOAVES TOGETHER
6. MANICALLY GRIPPING THE CLEAVER, PLEASE PROCEED TO STAB THE SANDWICH UNTIL PB AND JELLY SQUEEZE OUT
7. TAKE THE EXCESS AND THROW AWAY
8. GIVE IT TO YOUR GUESTS. YUM YUM~

Whoops, we forgot the poison...
And the 'imagine that you're stabbing Justin Bieber'...
This could've been more entertaining.

#notforeal #sorrynotsorry

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  • Reading: Encyclopedia Of World Religions
  • Watching: Orange Is The New Black
  • Playing: Death Spank Thongs Of Virtue
  • Eating: Anything in sight
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Alys
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
:iconluvluvplz: Happily with someone :iconluvluvplz:
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Alys| Leo ♌ | ♥ Taken by the sweetest Pisces ♓ ♥| I swirl|
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I talk and act like I honestly couldn't give a fuck, but I really do give a fuck. (sure you do)
I'm really short and have a bit of a temper. I really love people but because of my huge trust issues it's difficult for me sometimes. I'm very confident and I talk a lot.(we got a badass over here) I'm very social and brave when it calls for it. I have a very powerful voice and opinions which I stick too. I support Interracial and gay marriage. Interracial because my teddy bears black and I'm white u~u



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FRIENDS
:iconyummystrfry123:
:icondixiestickz: :iconrowani:
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I just buttfucked your account, you're welcome. This is Kait, I'm really cool. I'm also a Sagittarius, they're better than Leos. But anyway, this little asshat is the biggest dickwad I've ever met. She's 169% bullshit. She's also way too into homestuck, chill m8. She's also really loud and likes to stay up all night and not listen to me at all. LITTLE LEO DICK. She's just jealous that SagittarusXAries relationships are better than LeoXPisces.
whispers softly "1 T4ST3 R3D."

-the coolest mofo on this page
go watch her
pls
shes cool
dixiestickz

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY
BACK AWAY FROM THE CORPSE
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I hope that "sweetest Pisces" is me, Alys.

Basically the best person on dA right here.
Me, not Alys.
I mean, Alys is pretty fuckable
But me

Bye love you mwah
>- rowani biches -<

I'm not finished yet. This page is under my command now. I have full power of what shan and shan't do on this little blur of coding.
I have master pans.
Interests

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TonicFaith Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this account is no longer active since I lost the password for it, my new account is this one if anyone sees this comment.
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TheGoldenRose390 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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21MabelPines12 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
fgt
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Myob131Pirate Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well
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Sharquelle Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconominouswatchplz: Thank you so very much for the watch, have a llama Llama jump and a great day! Squish 
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